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Monday, December 27, 2010

Humor in Management

The 10 best MBA excuses when caught napping

1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
3. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in my MBA course.
3. I was working smarter-not harder.
4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
6. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan
7.This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
8. Buzz The coffee machine is broken...
9. The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.
10. Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our strategic dilemma.