The Ribtickler

Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you. THIS MEANS:

• He doesn’t feel the way he usually does.
• He is not in complete control of his hands.
• His emotions are shattered.
• His skin is numb
• He has transformed into an alter-ego (i.e. professional wrestler)
• He is not feeling himself, in a biblical sense.
• He has been covered in saran – wrap.
• He is in an isolation tank.
• He’s in hibernate mode.
• He wanted to take a day off but couldn’t come up with an actual illness to fake.